Roasted 2 years ago based on cremaDcarmen's long term Spotify stats.

CremaDcarmen, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s high school playlist created by someone who just discovered emotions and is still figuring out how to cry without looking awkward. With genres like “POV: Indie” and a disturbing obsession with WOS, it seems your musical taste is as confused as a cat at a dog show. You’re clearly on a quest to find the perfect soundtrack for your next existential crisis, but let’s be honest— you’ve got all the depth of a puddle in the Sahara. Your top artists read like a list of people who might still be waiting for their big break at a karaoke bar. It’s so painfully mainstream that it feels like you’re trying to win a "Who's More Basic?" contest. Rels B and Dean Lewis? I didn’t know we were in a race to see who can put us to sleep first! And while you’re busy vibing to that sleepy "Singer-songwriter Pop," don’t forget to crank up the volume for just the right amount of accidental background noise so no one can hear your shameful ultra-basic indie choices. Let’s not skate past your most played songs—what a delightful chaos of angst and heartache! “Someone To Stay” right next to “CONTANDO OVEJAS”? Are you trying to decide whether to sob into your pillow or lull yourself to sleep? And I’ve got to ask: what’s it like to have your heart broken so many times that you need “Sparks” and “Breakeven” just to keep your level of disappointment at a steady hum? With a profile like yours, it’s safe to say that your songs have probably heard about your love life and are now too embarrassed to play in public. Keep it up, CremaDcarmen; your playlist is the stuff dreams are made of—nightmares, to be specific!

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