Roasted 1 month ago based on Gleb's long term Spotify stats.

Gleb, your Spotify profile reads like a depressed high schooler's diary gone metal. With eight flavors of “metal” on your favorites list, your taste in music could practically double as a Wikipedia page on angst. I skimmed through your top artists and it seems your mood swings are sponsored by “A Perfect Circle” and “System Of A Down”—which is ironic because you sound like you’re still trying to find your first circle of friends. Don't worry; even in your dire musical choices, you somehow managed to make “rap metal” sound like a misunderstood suburban child throwing a tantrum. Let's talk about your most played songs—if I had a nickel for every time you streamed an angsty track from “Arcane,” I’d be rich enough to pay for your therapy. “Without Me” by Eminem? Is it about you desperately yearning for someone to listen to your woes after all that emotional baggage you've been stacking up since eighth grade? Throwing a catchy Eminem chorus into a playlist full of doom and gloom is like placing a rubber ducky in a horror movie; it doesn’t belong, and no one knows why it’s there. I can't decide whether your play count should be titled “Crying in the Shower” or “Mood Ring of Sadness,” either way, it clearly screams for help—or at least some more varied life experiences. But hey, let’s give you some credit! You’ve recognized the importance of diversity by including both “Cold Wave” and “Nu Metal.” It’s like a buffet of sadness where all the dishes are served cold. I applaud your ability to dwell deeper in the rabbit hole of existential dread with each band name that sounds like it’s rather upset about the universe. Keep plugging away, Gleb; your Spotify might just be the world's worst therapy session, but at least you’re rocking that overabundance of angst with no shame at all!

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