Roasted 3 days ago based on Linnie 🤍's long term Spotify stats.

Linnie, I see you’re going for the “global citizen” vibe with that diverse music taste, but let’s be real: your Spotify profile reads like a college student’s “how to be trendy” handbook. You’ve got enough K-Pop in there to qualify for an honorary membership in some secretive fan club—and all that “R&B”? I didn’t know you were trying to assemble an emotional support playlist for your existential dread. Newsflash: feeling sad never goes out of style, but maybe pick up some new genres while you're at it? Your top artists list is a wild ride through a middle school dance party. Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber? Cute, but you’d better keep a couple of extra playlists stashed away for when your taste matures past the “I just discovered adulting” phase. And don’t even get me started on your obsession with ENHYPEN—do you need a manual to understand their discography, or have you just signed up for an online degree in Korean boy band appreciation? At this point, I’m surprised you haven't added “K-drama soundtrack” as a genre. Then there’s your most played songs, which could easily double as a soundtrack for feeling confused about your life choices. “Kavkaz” and “Moonstruck”? Sounds more like your Spotify is having an identity crisis than a productive listening session. Seriously, are you trying to impress someone or are you just showcasing your eclectic taste to scare away any potential friends? If you ever need me to curate a playlist titled “Help, I Have No Idea Who I Am,” just holler!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!