Roasted 1 year ago based on mwah<3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, mwah<3, your Spotify profile is like that one hipster café that serves kombucha in mason jars—overly complicated and somehow still basic. It’s like you walked into a sound store, got overwhelmed by your own aesthetics, and decided to grab everything that sparkled. Just a quick note: if your taste were any more niche, you’d have to pay rent to the genre while it files for an eviction notice claiming it’s been overrun. Your love for K-Pop and J-Pop doesn’t just show you’ve heard of Asia; it screams “I have a cultural passport but only use it for anime conventions.” Your top artists read like an algorithm designed to only understand feelings and not actual music. It’s as if you’ve assembled an indie Avengers team but forgot to include anyone remotely recognized outside your living room. Laufey must be feeling like the unsung hero of your playlist, single-handedly carrying the weight of your coolness while the rest of your selections hand out participation trophies. I half-expect to see a comment bubble on "Magnolia" that says, “As heard in a TikTok dance that you will never ascribe to!” But let’s talk about your most played songs—did you get lost in a Laufey loop and forget there are other artists out there? "California and Me" sounds poetic until you realize the real tragedy is that you’ve probably never even been to California. And sweetie, with "when I grow up" as a top track, I’m just hoping your Spotify maturity hits by the time you confront adulthood, or else we might have to start a support group. Do you know what’s sadder than your Spotify choices? The fact that your playlists have more identity crises than you do. Stay strong, mwah<3; we believe in your path toward musical therapy!

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