Roasted 1 year ago based on Josh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Josh, looking at your Spotify profile feels like being stuck in a never-ending surf competition where the only waves you’re catching are those of Australian surf rock. "Surf Rock"? Really? At this point, your music taste is so niche you'd need a treasure map to find any other human who shares it. I’m not sure if you think you're surfing on waves or cringe as your playlists should have come with a disclaimer: “Caution: low tide ahead!” Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? With more Ocean Alley than a day at the beach, I’m surprised you haven’t morphed into a sea turtle or a laid-back surfer bro. I see you’ve named Maroon 5 as one of your top artists, but you could probably use their “Sugar” after diving so deep into a sugary-sweet ocean of soft pop and reggae. And don’t think those NZ reggae tunes are escaping the roast – it’s like you’re trying to throw together a musical trip around the world but ended up lost in a beach bum’s bungalow. Your most played songs list is just an Ocean Alley shrine; it’s almost like your Spotify is a time capsule that only preserves seaweed vibes and lost dreams of a guy who thinks "soft pop" is an actual personality trait. With "Home" by Ocean Alley taking up half your playlist, I’m pretty sure you’d get kicked out of an actual beach party for bringing a Bluetooth speaker and blasting your own sad beach songs. Maybe it’s time to re-evaluate your life choices, Josh, because with a taste like that, it feels like you’re just one ukulele cover away from becoming a full-time meme.

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