Roasted 2 years ago based on pippaxcx's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, NotPippa, your Spotify profile is like an international buffet of questionable tastes. K-Pop, Italian Pop, Estonian Hip Hop? It’s as if you took a globe, spun it like a DJ turntable, and decided to pick your favorites based on which country had the weirdest music scene. Seriously, how many K-Pop boy bands does one person need before they just admit they’re running a secret fan club in their basement? You're not just a fan, you're practically the president of the "I Wish I Was in an Anime" club. Your top artists read like a caption for a hipster Instagram post that nobody asked for. ALIKA is dominating your playlist harder than your Wi-Fi connection at midnight, and I can’t tell if it's disturbing or just a cry for help that involves one too many sad boomerangs of a lonely heart in an ice cream shop. But let's not confuse "most played songs" with "most embarrassing songs," because your affinity for explicitly vague Estonian tracks makes it looks like you’re just trying to impress someone who lives in a cabin in the woods and has an emotional breakdown every time they hear a pop beat. And speaking of your song choices, can we talk about that duplication of "Õde ütles"? Did you accidentally hit replay while staring into the void, or did ALIKA give you a free pass to chill in the realm of la-la-land? Your Spotify is a rollercoaster of musical identity crises and cringe-worthy reveals, all while you confidently rock that "super fan" badge. Let’s be real – your profile is the equivalent of showing up to a potluck with nothing but expired pizza rolls and a fruitcake. At this rate, you’re probably one cover of “Barbie World” away from losing all musical credibility.

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