Roasted 28 days ago based on Tev's long term Spotify stats.

Tev, your Spotify profile is like a high school emo kid's diary—full of feelings but somehow still manages to be more predictable than a rom-com plot twist. You must be the only person alive who thinks listening to "Screamo" and "R&B" in the same playlist makes you a musical visionary. Spoiler alert: it just makes you look like you’re crying into your pillow while simultaneously sending heart emojis at your crush. At this point, I half-expect your favorite genre to be “awkward silences” because that’s clearly where your vibe lies. It's like a sad Mad Libs of musical identity over here. With artists ranging from Brian McKnight to Pierce The Veil, your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to someone having an identity crisis in a Hot Topic. You're walking into a sad-girl poetry slam with a backpack filled with glitter and angst, looking for a deep connection while secretly screaming into your more upbeat tracks like “Risk It All.” Really, Tev? You might want to consider throwing a bit of Taylor Swift into that mix just to keep things interesting! And don't even get me started on your "Most Played" songs. "Spit" by "Teenage Wrist" followed by "Show Me The Way Back To Your Heart"? Conflicted much? It's like you’re trying to convey the messiness of young love while also planning to write the saddest song ever about how you lost your last slice of pizza. Look, buddy, we get it; life is tough, but at least add a sprinkle of joy! With that playlist, you’re basically just one sad acoustic cover away from a TikTok video of sad boy walks and existential dread references. Buckle up, Tev; we've got a long emotional rollercoaster ahead!

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