Roasted 10 months ago based on K's long term Spotify stats.

Oh K, the only thing more cringeworthy than your Spotify profile is that silently crying emoji you probably have tattooed on your arm. You’ve curated a playlist for every existential crisis imaginable, from high school heartbreak to mid-life meltdown—traveling through emo, metal, and that rare species known as rap metal as if it were a Save Me From Myself cookbook. Seriously, are you trying to summon the spirit of angst, or are you just auditioning for the role of the most stereotypical emo kid in a terrible reality show? Your top artists read like a who's who of the "I’m way too cool for mainstream music" club. It’s like you gathered all the bands known for heavy eyeliner and an aversion to sunlight, then decided to create the ultimate soundtrack for crying in your mom's basement. "My Chemical Romance" has more tracks on your list than actual emotional progress you've made since your scene days. And who could forget tracks like "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)," which is more of a life motto for you than a song title, right? Your "Most Played Songs" section looks like the world's saddest karaoke night, hosted by a bunch of devastated teenagers trying to convince their parents that wearing all black is really just a "lifestyle choice." Honestly, if there was an award for the most tragic playlist ever, you'd win it while feeling completely indifferent about it, just like the lyrics of "I Don't Love You!” Maybe it's time to branch out a bit and explore happier tunes? Or would that just ruin your aesthetic? Either way, keep your ‘deeply tortured’ soul intact and be ready for some serious surprises—we hear there’s a whole world of uplifting music beyond those gloomy Spotify playlists!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!