Roasted 2 years ago based on Michael Van Trigt's long term Spotify stats.

Michael Van Trigt, huh? Your Spotify profile seems like a midlife crisis playlist compiled by a teenager who discovered their parents' record collection. Seriously, the only thing more confused than your genre choices is the random algorithm that thinks you can appreciate both Drake's cleverness and the UK’s attempt at dance music. You’ve got more genres listed than actual followers. Are you trying to impress someone or just showcase your extensive taste in extremely niche categories? Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card; Drake and Tory Lanez sit comfortably alongside a public relations disaster and a guy named Barry who presumably can’t swim. The wild mix begs the question of whether you’re actually searching for tuneful salvation or just a soundtrack for your existential dread. I mean, ZHU? Really? Did you just watch a TikTok video about electronic music and decide you’d give it a shot? At least your eclectic taste guarantees that no gathering will ever agree on what genre is being played. You've turned your Spotify into a buffet where everyone is too afraid to ask if you offer something that doesn’t taste like confusion. And those most played songs? It’s like you went through the sad boy playlist and literally took notes. "Forget-Me-Not (DnB Remix)" sounds like the anthem for your non-existent social life. It’s hard to believe that someone who moans to "life gets hard” by iilliaa even has the energy to get out of bed, let alone press play on anything beyond “Missed Connections.” Each song screams, “I’m trying really hard to make sense of my 20s!” Do us all a favor and hit shuffle once in a while, so we don’t get stuck in this cringey cycle of your emotional turmoil. If Spotify had a sense of humor, it would create a playlist titled "Your Life Decisions Were Not Good, Michael."

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