Roasted 3 months ago based on (-_-)'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, behold the musical taste of a true connoisseur of melancholy, (-_-), whose Spotify profile reads like the world’s saddest diary entry. If lo-fi indie and slowcore were a language, you’d be fluent in heartbreak! Seriously, I didn't know someone could curate a playlist that's both a nap and a therapy session at the same time. Your top genres read like the soundtrack to a coming-of-age film — the one where the protagonist permanently resides in their parents’ basement contemplating the futility of existence. I can almost smell the patchouli wafting from your headphones! Your artist roster sounds like the hipster version of a support group meeting. Mac DeMarco leading the way, I can only assume the soothing sound of his guitar is meant to drown out the cries of your dwindling social life. Big Thief? More like Big Thief of social interactions! And what's with all the “spoken word” tracks? Are you just trying to convince us that you’re deep, or are you secretly narrating your own existential crisis while sitting in a park? Either way, I’m here for it. Finally, your most played songs are the perfect soundtrack to a rainy day spent alone under a blanket, eating takeout straight from the container. "My Burden Is Light" by Nightmargin? Really hitting us with that irony, huh? You’ve selected the most emo titles on repeat, which takes raw skill. Just remember, while your playlists dive deep into the ocean of sorrow, some of us prefer to float on the surface of joy. But hey, keep doing you — the world needs someone to stay in the shadows while the rest of us bask in the sun!

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