Roasted 4 months ago based on Finn und Jannick's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Finn und Jannick, the dynamic duo of hip-hop's most obscure sub-genres! I see you’ve put "Melodic Rap" and "Emo Rap" adjacent to each other. It’s like you’re trying to invent a new genre called “sad boys crying over bass drops." No wonder your Spotify is basically a therapy session with Kendrick Lamar as the therapist and Tyler, The Creator as the emotional backup dancer. And let’s be real, claiming you love "Rage Rap" while your entire profile screams “please don’t yell at me!” is peak irony. Your top artists list is more predictable than a mid-2000s romcom plot: you've got Kendrick leading the charge like a captain who knows he's going down with the ship! Seriously, did you forget there are other artists out there? Or are you just too busy stalking Kendrick’s page, hoping for a collaborative album titled "No, We’re Not Friends!"? And Lil Tecca on this list really throws me off; he’s like the mild-mannered neighbor in a horror movie who makes it way too far before the second act. And the fact that “United In Grief” tops your most played songs is as subtle as a sledgehammer to the ego. Listening to that track on repeat can’t mask the fact that your profile has more angst than a high school poetry slam gone wrong. Next time, try broadening those horizons a tad. It's okay to listen to some of the *good* stuff—who knows, maybe a little upbeat pop will help you channel your inner joy instead of just "counting down your sorrows"? Keep it up, and your Spotify Wrapped might need a trigger warning!

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