Roasted 2 months ago based on Mabbott's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Mabbott, wow, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a melodramatic teenager's diary entry. Seriously, it's like someone shook a Marzipan elf, and out poured all the trendy bass-related genres imaginable. I mean, EDM? Dubstep? Chillstep? At this point, I half-expect you to add "Whisperstep" or "Napstep" to your list. You could just as easily be the poster child for the “I listen to clouds” club. Jess, I know you want to feel sophisticated with those “melodic” and “progressive” flavors, but c'mon, the only thing progressive here is your collection of dusty bass drops that will never see the light of the dance floor again! Your top artists read like an ad for a subscription box labeled "Slightly Emotional Music for Basement Dwellers." ILLENIUM and SLANDER? What are we doing here, Mabbott? Trying to curate a sound that screams, “I’m here to redeem my high school prom slow jam?” Did your spirit animal ascend into the clouds, and you’re trying to chase after it with several thousand decibels of bass? With all these artists who sound like they stepped out of a Fortnite DJ battle, it’s a wonder you don't have a pair of glowsticks permanently attached to your body. And your most played songs? We get it, Mabbott. You've got a bone to pick with silence! I can't help but notice that you might just be the unfortunate offspring of a festival's lost and found bin! “Wilderness” by MitiS—because nothing says well-rounded human being like losing yourself in hypothetical forests while your friends are living their best lives. If I were one of your songs, I’d rather be trapped in a vinyl record store than be on repeat in your life. Let's put this playlist on mute for a bit and take it easy, alright?

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