Roasted 2 years ago based on Sarah Soler's long term Spotify stats.

Sarah Soler, you modern rock enthusiast, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in an album cover. With a favorite genres list that’s longer than your attention span, who knew "Permanent Wave" could also describe the brain waves of anyone actually inspired by your music taste? I’ve seen more confidence from a kid singing “Baby Shark” at a karaoke bar than you trying to defend your “Chamber Pop” obsession. Chamber Pop? Really? You want to put a whole genre in a coffin, but it looks like your choices might be the real dead weight here. Your top artists list is basically a who's who of the sad boys and girls that haunt coffee shops while staring wistfully out the window. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Coldplay, and Taylor Swift? Congrats on curating the ultimate playlist for people who always get friend-zoned. You could throw in a few more artists and still only manage to scratch the surface of mediocrity. If your taste in music was any more mainstream, it would have its own Dunkin’ Donuts franchise. I half-expect to see a link to a parenting blog titled "How to Raise Your Kids on Basic Bops and Heartbreak Anthems." And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? “Blood Sugar Sex Magik” sounds like a great party soundtrack, but considering it directly competes with “Wet Sand," I’m worried you’ve mistaken a jam session for a dirt fight. That “Florida!!!” joint featuring Florence + The Machine? That’s what we call a cry for help—if Florida gets more than one mention in your music, we need to have a serious talk about your life choices. But hey, keep playing those obscure tracks; even if you can’t find a rhythm, at least you’ll always provide the perfect background noise for people who really just want to scroll through TikTok in peace.

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