Roasted 2 years ago based on onionrang's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, onionrang, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet where each dish is just a bland scoop of Charli XCX on repeat. Seriously, do you even know what a "variety" is? Your taste in genres reads like the sad diary entry of a teenager who can’t decide between angsty rock and cringe pop. It’s as if you’re trying to pay homage to every failed attempt at being cool from the mid-2000s all while your Spotify wrapped just shouts “I own three band tees and cry while listening to Charli at 2 AM.” Your top artists list is a chaotic mixture that sounds like the inside of a high school locker: festering with posters of My Chemical Romance and a forgotten Charli XCX playlist. You’ve got Frank Ocean swimming among a sea of neon puns and screaming guitars, but let's be real: he’s doing all the heavy lifting here while you’re stuck on the shallow end with a pool noodle of nostalgia. It’s enough to make Nicholas Britell question his life choices that led to you pressing "play" on a soundscape collection that sounds more like an identity crisis than a playlist. And your most played songs? Genius-level curating if the goal was to become the poster child for musical indecision. Eight out of ten tracks are Charli XCX—congratulations! You’ve officially become the human embodiment of Spotify’s "just for you" section wearing a ‘sorry for your loss’ t-shirt at a rave. Those songs may scream, "I’m edgy!" but they also whisper, "I’ll carefully consider my next emotional meltdown while wearing pastel colors." Go ahead and embrace your inner onion—layers upon layers of contradictions. Just remember, it’s okay to embrace a little bit of variety, or at least try eating a different genre once in a while.

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