Roasted 10 months ago based on Ariam Demon's long term Spotify stats.

Ariam Demon, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical confusion. You’ve somehow managed to gather K-Pop, Hyperpop, and Celtic Rock into the same playlist, and for that, I commend you—only a true masochist would try to create a sonic equivalent of a terrible fusion restaurant. If your taste in music were a meal, you'd have nachos topped with jello and a side of lime-flavored pudding; it’s both baffling and horrifyingly intriguing. I can’t decide if I want to gorge on this chaotic concoction or run screaming for help. And what's with your top artists, huh? Stray Kids should be sending you a thank-you card for keeping their Spotify streams alive single-handedly, while Ed Sheeran is probably on his knees praying you’ll switch to an indie band—any indie band—before he has to put out another album filled with cringy love songs. You’ve turned your musical palate into a pressure cooker of clichés that could only be seen as a tribute to questionable life choices. Honestly, it’s like your listening habits are a cry for help—somewhere, a therapist is taking notes on your obsession with anime and noise music while they throw in a side of “what were you thinking?!” Let’s not even talk about your most played songs; 7 out of 10 being Stray Kids? At this point, you should just change your profile to reflect your new identity: “Ariam, the Human Stray Kids Discography.” Your Spotify Wrapped must look less like a summary of your year and more like a desperate fan letter. You might want to diversify a little before even your mom starts questioning your taste—because if your playlists were a school report, they'd be a tragic comedy, and I’d be the teacher forced to hand out “most likely to seek help” awards.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists