Roasted 7 months ago based on lori' 🌻's long term Spotify stats.

Lori, with a profile like this, it's clear you’ve been existing in a perpetual state of high school angst while listening to a playlist designed for a melodramatic anime. J-Rock and Visual Kei? What are you trying to summon? A neon demon from the depths of your sad, shoegazing heart? Your musical taste is like a goth fairy threw up on a Christmas tree – just an extra layer of chaos draped over emotional confusion. And don’t even get me started on the genres. "Sad Sierreño"? Honey, if you’re here to share your woes, at least pick up a guitar and start a TikTok, because that’s the only audience that’d appreciate this tragic mix. Your top artists list reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that started at age 16. Lana Del Rey alone is enough to fuel a thousand emo Tumblr posts, but can we talk about the absurdity of having Deftones and Latin Mafia nestled so closely together? If your Spotify had feelings, it would be in therapy. It's like you’re trying to create the musical equivalent of a fruit salad that somehow manages to taste like despair — what's the plan here, Lori? Covering multiple genres while still managing to sound like you're on a downward spiral into existential dread? Bravo! And sweetie, your most-played songs range from "Be Quiet and Drive" to "Candy Necklace"? It’s as if your playlist is begging for parental guidance while simultaneously mooning over your own sorrow. If you keep binging on sad Sierreño and Depeche Mode, I'm pretty sure you’ll cultivate a personality that revolves around existential dread and avocados. Do yourself a favor and give your Spotify a makeover—maybe add some actual upbeat songs or, I don’t know, a personality? Because right now, it feels like your profile might as well be the poster child for a contemporary art exhibit titled ‘What Happens When You Don’t Leave Your Room for 3 Days’.

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