Roasted 2 months ago based on 𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂☕'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂☕—the proud curator of a Spotify profile that screams, "I’m one existential crisis away from starting a K-Pop cover band!" Seriously, your music taste is spicier than a bowl of bland rice. Pop? More like poppycock! If your playlists were a high school cafeteria, they’d be serving nothing but avocado toast and tears because you can't handle a more diverse menu. You’ve got more late-night bubblegum pop favorites than a 13-year-old girl’s diary, and I'm just waiting for the day you finally come to terms with your inner middle schooler. Your top artists read like a who’s who of “I’m too afraid to explore real music.” Is that an over-caffeinated teen vibe I'm sensing, or are you just perpetually stuck in a 2014 YouTube rabbit hole? Olivia Rodrigo and Ariana Grande got you binging like there's no tomorrow. If you listen to “vampire” one more time, I'm convinced you’ll turn into a walking Spotify ad. And don't even get me started on "Hyperpop"—that genre is like a bad acid trip you can’t escape from, and you just keep hitting repeat like some sort of self-inflicted punishment. But hey, keep shaking it to your Argentine Trap tracks while the rest of us enjoy the classics, right? Your most played songs could form a therapy session in itself! Between the dramas of "we can't be friends (wait for your love)" and "the boy is mine," I bet you've got the emotional spectrum of a TikTok influencer trying to sell a skincare routine. So here's to you, 𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂☕—the only person who can make listening to pop sound like a desperate cry for help. But hey, at least you’ve got a killer profile aesthetic—what’s next, a latte art channel?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!