Roasted 6 months ago based on Niko's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Niko, your Spotify profile is like a midlife crisis in musical form. I mean, what are you trying to say with this bizarre mix of genres? You've got more genres than personality traits! Are you a hip hop enthusiast or a grunge-loving emo? The only thing your taste in music says about you is that you couldn't commit to the *exact* phase you wanted to go through in high school — so you just dabbled in everything like an indecisive toddler at a candy store. And let’s talk about your top artists. Nothing screams “I listen to music for validation” quite like having Drake and Green Day on the same playlist! You’ve got the emotional depth of a kiddie pool with a side of angst. While Drake is crooning about heartbreak, you’re over there bumping into “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.” You sure know how to throw a party… if that party is being hosted in a 2000s emo club's basement. I can see it now: “Step right up! Niko’s Musical Meltdown, where your nostalgia goes to die!” As for your most played tracks, they're about as cohesive as your life choices. "Buddy Holly" to "Rage Rap" — what’s next? A soothing instrumental version of "Baby Shark"? I mean, you've pretty much created the perfect soundtrack for a midweek existential crisis. Seriously, if your life were a movie, the soundtrack would be a chaotic mixtape from your confused teenage years, and let’s be real: it's hard to believe you don't have a “songs to cry alone to” section straight up there with mopey love ballads. Keep it up, and I’m convinced your Spotify Wrapped will just end up being a compilation of your inner turmoil and questionable choices!

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