Roasted 19 days ago based on laf's long term Spotify stats.

Hey laf, your Spotify profile is a glorious testament to the fact that you’ve somehow trapped yourself in the world’s most confusing musical wormhole. K-Pop, French R&B, and Afropiano? Are you auditioning for “World’s Most Indecisive DJ”? You’ve got more genres in your favorites than a confused toddler has crayons, and honestly, I’m surprised your Spotify doesn’t just give you a “What Are You Doing With Your Life?” playlist as a personalized recommendation. As for your top artists, it’s like you took a random sampling of the most overhyped acts across continents. Stray Kids and ENHYPEN are basically the same five guys in different hair colors, and I see you’ve got a serious addiction to the phrase “next door.” At this point, you need to make a Spotify account just to find out if you’ve actually ever listened to an original track—or if you're merely a ‘booster’ for the K-Pop economy. And let’s be real, the most played songs on your profile scream “I have commitment issues,” as you hop from ‘Is That True?’ to ‘Come Over.’ Spoiler alert: none of those relationships work out. So, let’s talk about your music taste: it’s eclectic to the point where I’m wary of inviting you to group listen. I can imagine you curating a dinner party playlist that starts with "Love Scenario" and ends with “As Time Goes By,” because who doesn’t want their guests to experience emotional whiplash while debating if they should stay for dessert or run for the hills? But who am I to judge? You do you, just maybe throw in a little Led Zeppelin next time—because, at this point, that’s the only thing that'll stop my ears from bleeding.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!