Roasted 3 months ago based on Shan's long term Spotify stats.

Shan, your Spotify profile reads like a confused music therapist’s dream where genres mash together in an existential crisis of sound. One minute you’re grooving to "Alternative R&B" and the next, you’re wrestling with the idea of "Soft Pop." Hard to tell if you're fighting off an identity crisis or just lost in this sonic jungle. I mean, “Funk Rock"? What even is that, a "Jam with Dad" session gone rogue? You must have 5 different playlists labeled 'vibes' because your life is a constant struggle of figuring out who you are! And those top artists—let’s be real, it looks like you’re curating a hipster wedding playlist that accidentally turned into a karaoke night from hell. Masego? Last I checked, he wasn’t a sorcerer in your Spotify sorority. And what's this fascination with Billie Eilish? You already have "Killing In The Name" by Rage Against The Machine in your most played. Are you trying to fight your parents or just really living that rebellious teenage angst life at 30? You need to make up your mind: are you an edgy artist or someone still trying to find themselves at a music festival? Finally, the most played songs on your list scream “I played this on repeat while desperately avoiding my responsibilities.” "Kesha's 'TiK ToK' in conjunction with "God is a Woman"? Talk about confusion! Are you running away from adulthood or just really bad at managing your Spotify? You are one playlist away from officially becoming the quirky friend who can’t commit. At least we can look forward to your next phase when you decide to embrace polka or yodeling. Good luck, Shan!

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