Roasted 2 months ago based on Itsshannongirl's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Itsshannongirl, I see you've compiled a Spotify profile that reads like a teenage diary fell into a blender with a unicorn's last mixtape. The sheer range of your favorite genres is honestly intimidating. Pop, Emo, Christmas, Lo-Fi, and musicals? You look like you’re just one Harry Styles song away from a complete identity crisis. If genres were a buffet, you'd be that person who piles everything on their plate because they just can’t decide what they like, ending up with a questionable medley of flavors that nobody asked for. Let's talk about your artists. You have the kind of eclectic taste that suggests you might be auditioning for “America’s Got No Talent.” I mean, Panic! At The Disco and the Glee Cast? It’s like you’re throwing a musical-themed pity party and you're the only one invited. I can picture it: a circle of bewildered friends awkwardly nodding while you sing your heart out to “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” while the Glee Cast simultaneously plays in the background, and they’re all just waiting for their escape plan. But kudos to you for having "Random Encounters" on your list—I didn't know they were still making music since they wrote the soundtrack to your unresolved high school angst. Your most played songs reflect an open invitation to emotional chaos. “IQ 21 (My Son So Dumb)” could be your anthem, but it sounds more like an appropriate theme song for your entire taste in music! And can we please address the musical interludes with tracks titled “What’s Wrong With Me?” and “TERRIBLE”? You clearly thrive on self-reflection, but maybe we should all encourage you to step outside your comfort zone? Add a little spice to your life—it doesn’t always have to be accompanied by a sigh and an off-key rendition of “Prom Queen.” Just remember, if the DJ at the next party plays “Bubblegum Bitch,” it might be time to re-evaluate your life choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!