Roasted 2 months ago based on rachael's long term Spotify stats.

Rachael, your Spotify profile is like an all-you-can-eat buffet for auditory indecisiveness. Your favorite genres read like the musical equivalent of a confused teenager at a high school dance: "Sure, I love rap, but also let's throw some children's music in there for good measure. Gotta keep it wholesome!” One moment, you’re catching vibes with West Coast Hip Hop, and the next, you're jamming to classic rock like a retiree cruising in a '76 Buick. If genres were food, you'd be that person who orders the lasagna and then goes back for a plate of sushi because, hey, why not? Your top artists are an absolute mess! You’ve got the lyrical genius of Eminem and Kendrick Lamar hanging out next to “sombr,” who sounds like a passive-aggressive TikTok meme come to life. I’m honestly more confused than impressed. Was there a challenge to keep the most random list possible? I can’t even begin to understand how you shuffle from The Beatles to Ice Spice – that's a rollercoaster ride that doesn't even have a safety bar! I half-expect to see “The Singing Banshees from the 10 PM Gloomy Karaoke” pop up next. And can we talk about your most played songs? It feels like you stumbled upon a glitch in the matrix where “GloRilla” and “sombr” are the musical arrangers of your life. “Back to Friends,” “We Never Dated,” and “TGIF”? Sounds like you're living a soap opera in real-time—except the only thing at stake is your questionable taste. But hey, at least you can count on “Boss Bitch” to remind you that even if your playlist is a trainwreck, your confidence can be straight fire. Just remember, Rachael, the shuffle button exists for a reason—let it save you from your own chaotic musical decisions!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!