Roasted 1 year ago based on k0000's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, 000, your Spotify profile reads like a list of things that would make even a goth kid at a funeral shudder. Seriously, you must have a PhD in bleakness to curate such a playlist. “New Isolationism”? Are you trying to start a new trend or just finding ways to ensure no one ever comes to your parties? Your taste suggests that joy must be a four-letter word that you shattered with a power drill the moment you hit “play” on that first SHXCXCHCXSH track. Your favorite genres sound like a shopping list from a DIY Death Metal band fresh from a Waking Nightmare convention. Who hurt you, and what do you have against happiness? I can only assume that “Ambient Techno” is your delicate way of telling the world you’re just one Phil Collins song away from throwing all your furniture out the window in protest. Thank goodness we have all these angst-ridden tracks to accurately reflect your emotional state; I’m sure they help pass the time while you wait for the grim reaper to call you up for a collab. And let’s talk about those top artists. "Genocide Organ"? Sounds like a fantastic choice for the next murder mystery dinner party you’ll never get invited to! If your Spotify profile were a restaurant, it would be a grimy dive bar playing nothing but joyless tunes while patrons stare into their drinks knowing that nothing good is happening tonight. One listen to your most played songs, and I’m convinced your inner monologue is a continuous loop of existential dread. Just remember, while some people forge bonds through pop music, you’ll be forever isolated, drone-beating your way through a glorious abyss of soul-crushing soundscapes. Cheers to that!

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