Roasted 2 years ago based on 💀's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, if your Spotify profile was a music festival, it would be called "Mood Swings and Regrets." With a favorite genre list that reads like a teenage diary entry, it’s a surprise you didn’t throw in “Angsty Adolescence” for good measure. Seriously though, whoever told you that cloud rap fits in with metalcore clearly doesn't understand the concept of genre—much like you don’t understand that charting a course for emotional stability is a thing you can do outside of your headphones. Looking at your top artists is like stepping into a time machine set for the early 2000s emo revival, but with a pit stop at “Here’s Where I Cry in Public.” Bring Me The Horizon and Lil Peep? Wow, what a delightful combination of “I will scream at the sky” and “Please, someone hold me.” Your playlist sounds like it was curated by someone who spends too much time scrolling through Tumblr while pondering the complexities of life between sips from a vintage Starbucks mug labeled “messy bun & getting stuff done.” And your most played songs? They scream "I tried one therapy session and I'm not ready for a second." “Self Sabotage” by guccihighwaters? Truly, it’s like you just walked out of a cringe compilation and decided to stay for the afterparty. Next time you make a playlist, maybe try throwing in some happy songs or at least some tracks that suggest you're functioning like a normal human being. Your music tastes are so chaotic even your earbuds probably need a support group!

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