Roasted 9 months ago based on Emilia's long term Spotify stats.

Emilia, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis where Swedish pop and Epadunk go to die together in a sad, lo-fi indie graveyard. Seriously, “Epadunk”? That sounds like the sound you make when you accidentally sit on your headphone wire while binging on Billie Eilish and crying over your ex’s Instagram pics. Your eclectic taste could generously be called a vibrant mosaic, or more honestly, a random collection of music that suggests you can’t commit to a single vibe. Let’s talk about your top artists: Mac DeMarco, Conan Gray, and Hov1? Are you planning on starting a "Midnight Moods for the Insecure" podcast soon? Considering you’ve got both Eminem and One Direction in the mix, it seems you genuinely can’t decide between finally healing your childhood trauma or wallowing in it with a catchy chorus. One minute you’re rapping about your struggles, the next you’re sharing a cute playlist titled “Songs to Cry To After I Eat My Feelings”—a bold move, but good luck defending that in public. And your most played songs? It’s like someone put a slew of mid-2000s sad boy anthems in a blender and threw in a few beach vibes just to confuse us. I applaud the “Don’t Worry Baby” remastered choice—always a classic for when you need a pick-me-up from your existential crisis. But let’s be real, with titles like “Someone to Stay” and “The Night We Met” in your top ten, it’s clear you’re just one breakup away from starting a GoFundMe for your therapy sessions. Maybe embrace your own kind of pop and give us a fresh mixtape, or at least one titled “I Promise I’m Not Always This Cringe!”

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