Roasted 6 months ago based on NotTab's long term Spotify stats.

Hey NotTab, I see your Spotify profile is like an Indian wedding buffet—one giant plate piled high with everything you could possibly fit, but somehow still only serves the same five bland dishes over and over. Seriously, with all those “Pop” genres, your taste in music is confusingly diverse yet painfully generic. It’s like you decided to take a road trip through India, only to stop at every roadside dhaba that serves the same old chai and samosas. Here’s a tip: try ordering something outside your comfort zone. Your ears deserve a little adventure; there’s more to life than arbitrarily mixing ‘Hindi Pop’ with the world’s tiniest sprinkle of ‘Sufi’. And can we address the top artist list? I mean, it’s a blend so awkward, it looks like the aftermath of a musical car crash. Half of it is straight out of the “What’s hot on TikTok” landfill, while the other half sounds like your parents tried to curate a playlist that would make them cool at family gatherings. The Weeknd, Ariana Grande, and Taylor Swift in the same space as Pritam and Arijit Singh? It’s an identity crisis that screams, “I love melodies, but I’m also terrified of commitment!” You might as well throw some J. Cole in there to confuse people even more. And those most played songs? Holy overindulgence, Batman! The Weeknd is practically your third cousin at this point. I’m half-expecting you to change your name to “WeekendTab” since you seem to have successfully absorbed every note he’s ever emitted. And what's this? A desi classic sandwiched right between some tracks that would make a poster child for mid-life crises proud? It’s like you’re listening to “Lost in the Fire” while simultaneously waiting for someone to rescue you from the music choices you’ve made. Don’t worry, we’ll all still come to the rescue... once you've rebooted that playlist.

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