Roasted 3 months ago based on noor <3's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "Noor <3", the living embodiment of a Spotify profile that looks like it was curated by a high school theater kid who just discovered the concept of feelings. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to an overly dramatic coming-of-age film where the protagonist spends an entire hour contemplating life choices while staring dramatically out of a rain-soaked window. Nowhere to be found are the black leather jackets or guitar solos—just a sweet, sugary layer of indie pop and bedroom ballads that scream, "I promise I’m deep, guys!" Let’s talk about your top artists—Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish headlining this indie pancake of mushy vibes. Seriously, do you have a personal vendetta against the concept of variety? I mean, it’s a wonder your ears haven’t given up on you and started playing bluegrass just out of spite. With nine female artists on your list, I can’t decide whether you’re an actual music aficionado or just a carefully constructed emotional support group masquerading as a playlist. Each track is like a reminder that even in the world of Spotify, your taste could use a little more spice and a lot less "sad girl summer." And your most played songs? Honestly, with a lineup like that, you’re just a dreamy haze of “I’m okay, you’re okay, we’re all just vibing” on repeat. “Hemingway”? More like, "Who writes a novel about their feelings when they can just listen to your profile!" If you're not careful, your profile might soon come with a warning label: "Caution: Extreme sensitivity ahead!" So grab a guitar, shake things up, and please, for the sake of all of us who’ve had our eardrums tortured by the same ballads, just try jamming to something with a little more kick. Or a lot more kick. We’re rooting for you!

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