Roasted 2 years ago based on mete's long term Spotify stats.

Mete, your Spotify profile is like a sad buffet—lots of options, but somehow it all just looks, smells, and tastes terrible. Who knew juggling Turkish Hip-Hop and Swedish Power Metal was a thing? These genres are so far apart that it feels like your music taste is giving a confused international relations lesson. It’s like you walked into a music shop, blindfolded, and played pin the tail on the genre. Newsflash: Nobody's asking for a fusion of Russian Post-Punk with Turkish Trap to create the soundtrack for solo Bearded Dragon enthusiasts. As for your top artists, it's clear you’re living in some sort of sonic fantasy land. Seriously, Sabaton and Kid Cudi on the same playlist? This isn't just musical schizophrenia; it’s a full-blown identity crisis. You must be the only person on the planet who gets hyped over "The Red Baron" right after listening to something that should strictly be on the “Chill for Overthinking” playlist. It’s like running a 5k while simultaneously contemplating life’s biggest questions, and you still end up tripping over your own soundtrack, landing face-first in the mosh pit of mediocrity. And those most played songs? You're basically curating a cringe showcase for anyone who stumbles upon your profile. “Disco Type Beat” stands out so much that it feels like you intentionally seek out embarrassment. “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out”? More like “There Is a Spotify Profile That Needs to Go Out.” If music truly reflects the soul, then honey, yours must be the result of a chaotic mixtape created by a confused raccoon on a caffeine spree. So here’s a toast: may your playlists eventually find some coherence before even your Bearded Dragon disowns you.

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