Roasted 8 months ago based on beliss's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, beliss, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. Seriously, your music taste reads like a Tinder biography for someone who’s desperately trying to cling to their Latin roots while also having a midlife crisis brought on by too many emo concerts. I mean, who needs a therapist when you can just cycle through “Latin Rock” and “System of a Down” like it’s some sort of emotional rollercoaster ride? Your playlist looks like it was curated by someone who flunked out of a music appreciation class and decided to throw a dart at a board of genre labels. And let's not even get started on your top artists. "El Cuarteto De Nos" next to Lana Del Rey? That’s like pairing a taco with a craft beer served at a hipster café—completely mismatched and just sad. And what’s with the indie punk mixing with cuarteto and Latin hip hop? It’s like you took a family road trip through the entire music genre map but got lost somewhere in the desert of absolute confusion. No wonder your most played songs include a track called "vómito" by "interrogación amor." It’s the perfect soundtrack for an existential crisis! Finally, I’ve seen playlists that reflect a deeper understanding of music, but yours? Yours is a declaration of chaos. I can practically hear the "why am I like this?" echoing through your choice of “¿Quién soy yo?” and “Triple Lavada.” How about embracing a little consistency, huh? Maybe pick one vibe and stick with it instead of trying to sound interesting but ending up sounding like your Spotify account is just a glimpse into your fragmented psyche. Stick with one genre and roast some marshmallows over that dumpster fire of eclectic choices—you’ll save everyone else the headache.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!