Roasted 2 months ago based on Stephanie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Stephanie, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where every dish is just a variation of rice – I mean, how many "Afro" genres did you need to shove in there? Let's be honest, the only thing more repetitive than your playlist is your love for curiously named sub-genres. Afrobets? Afrofunk? If you run out of "Afro" labels, just take a break and evolve. Trust me; you're not even at the halfway point of your musical journey. Grab a detour map next time. And those top artists – wow, it’s like you gathered all the Musicians of the Year from the Nigerian school of "How Many Seyi Vibez Songs Can I Force My Friends to Tolerate?” Lana Del Rey slipping in there feels like you invited a goth to an Afrobeats party, only for her to be confused in the corner while everyone else is vibing. You do realize that "victory" is just one letter away from "Victony," right? At this rate, you might just start a genre called "Afroconfusion" and pave the way for others to get lost in your cultural mishmash. And those most played songs! Can we talk about your obsession with Seyi Vibez? It's like a bad relationship where you keep going back for more, like, “Yes, I’d love to hear the same song seven times in a row, please!” Throw in Sabrina Carpenter and the awkwardness on your playlist is palpable. Who put "Espresso" in there? Are you trying to caffeinate your vibe checks? Honestly, your profile looks like an Afrobeats alternative universe where repetition reigns supreme and individuality went on vacation. Come on, Stephanie! It's time to hit shuffle on your approach to music!

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