Roasted 6 months ago based on eveel's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, eveel, let’s talk about your Spotify profile – or as I like to call it, the soundtrack to a high school musical nobody wanted to audition for. With your favorite genres stretching from "Bedroom Pop" to "Ambient Folk," it’s clear that you’re in a committed relationship with soft melodies and sad lyrics. Who hurt you? I mean, your top artist is the Glee Cast?! The only thing less relevant than their covers is your taste in music. Did you lose a bet, or are we just trying to throw every awkward middle school experience into one album? Your "Most Played" songs reveal a deep emotional connection to the Glee Cast, which is admirable… if we were still living in 2010. Seriously, I don’t know what’s sadder: your love for “Trouty Mouth” or the fact that you’re somehow still a fan of Darren Criss. If this is an unapologetic tribute to nostalgia, then congratulations! You’ve successfully gone viral on the cringe scale, balancing between a youthful dreamer and someone who has just too many feelings to express in a TikTok dance. You're only a cover of “The Sound of Silence” away from a full-blown identity crisis. And can we take a moment to acknowledge your “Top Artists”? It’s like you curated a playlist specifically for the emotional support of a slightly manic pixie dream girl – an Indie Queen with a flair for theatrics. Taylor Swift’s versatility has gotten lost in the sea of average choices, and I have to wonder if you’ve considered putting R&B or hip-hop on your list, or are we just avoiding those genres until they come out with a Broadway adaptation? But hey, at least “Cage The Elephant” is an accurate metaphor for your music taste—caged in a loop of unreleased high school angst and an unhealthy obsession with theatrical ensembles. Keep it weird, I guess!

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