Roasted 1 year ago based on Kamari's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, LideAstro! Your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's diary entry from the mid-2000s—complete with chord progressions that sound like they were written by someone trying to impress their crush at an anime convention. Lo-Fi, Soundtrack, and Glitch? Are you trying to curate a playlist for a sad robot or just giving your ears a permanent cringe? If we wanted to hear electronic dog barks and random MIDI notes, we’d just set our phone alarm to "bizarre." Your favorite artists prove you’ve really hit that niche market—hard. Seriously, "demon gummies"? Sounds more like a snack choice after a particularly rough Zoom call than a legitimate musical artist. And let’s not forget the dominating presence of "GlitchxCity," which oddly resembles your internet browsing history: a vast (and slightly concerning) mix of obscure underground tracks and overly dramatic titles. I can practically smell the gamer sweat radiating off your headphones. Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. Do you have a thing for soundtracks, or are you just trying to score Emotional Support Music Points? "Fly Me Away," "Star Seeker," and "escape from the chasm"? We get it, you’re deep into your feels! Just remember, while you’re busy exploring imaginary worlds, life outside your headphones is happening. Maybe it’s time to swap one "Vocaloid" track for a banger that doesn’t sound like it’s trying to summon robots from the future. Cheers to keeping your playlist as vibrant as your ability to communicate with actual humans!

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