Roasted 8 months ago based on arvdevable's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, arvdevable, the proud curator of the world’s most confused party playlist. Your taste in music screams “please, I live my life on a treadmill,” with a genre lineup that sounds like you bought the DJ software but skipped the basic understanding of rhythm. EDM, Future Bass, and Hardstyle? Congrats on being the world's largest advocate for sound pollution! I can already picture you at a club, confusedly chanting along to drops that could wake the neighborhood cats. Are you sure you’re not just a techno-loving robot trying to blend in with humans? And what’s this? Your top artists list reads like a low-budget DJ show on a Tuesday night? Fred again.. is literally the only artist whose name you've successfully remembered, and even that seems questionable. Can we discuss your obsession with “arvdevable”? The only reason you’re at the top of your own playlist is that you probably opened Spotify and blasted your own mediocre tracks while headbanging in front of a sparkler, convinced you’re the next Skrillex. Spoiler alert: you’re not. At least your parents Love you enough to pretend to care about your aspirations while they hide their Spotify accounts from you. Let’s not forget those most played songs! How many times can one person repeatedly listen to "Me (heavy)" without people questioning their sanity? At this point, the song should come with a side of therapy for your emotional state. I mean, you could use those earbuds and explore other artists… or genres that don't sound like a blender struggling to make a smoothie! Just remember, a little variety might help you stop sounding like a broken record—oh wait, my bad, that’s your Spotify account! Better hit shuffle before I lose my mind!

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