Roasted 2 years ago based on Gianakos's long term Spotify stats.

Gianakos, your Spotify profile reads like a student’s desperate attempt to be the class clown at a hip-hop convention. Seriously, with favorites like Don Toliver and Lil Yachty, it's as if you bought a Spotify premium just to prove you can nightmare your way through six different genres of “traps” – except here you seem to be the one trapped in a cycle of basic tastes. You could’ve chosen something edgy, but instead, you opted for a playlist that screams, “I shop exclusively at Hot Topic and think wearing Crocs is a fashion statement.” Your obsession with “Greek Trap” has brought a whole new level of confusion to the party. Congratulations, you’ve officially turned your musical taste into a Mediterranean diet—definitely not something to brag about. I can already envision you at a family gathering trying to explain your love for “Pop Rap” while your relatives struggle to understand why their 30-year-old hip-hop-loving son still listens to songs that are essentially just lyrics layered over obnoxiously catchy beats meant for TikTok influencers. Come on, brother, this is a musical identity crisis, not a food festival! And those most-played songs? I’m surprised the Spotify algorithm hasn’t sent you a notification suggesting you consider some actual variety. If your life’s soundtrack is made up of endless collabs with Don Toliver, you might just want to double-check if you accidentally streamed his entire discography instead of your own. “Coffin” by Lil Yachty? More like “Coffin for Creativity,” because nothing says “I embrace mediocrity” like binging on all the overly simplistic beats and hooks that could probably be composed by your average high schooler in a week. Just remember, Gianakos—there's a whole world of music out there, but you choose to drown in the shallow end.

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