Roasted 2 years ago based on Amelia Reid's long term Spotify stats.

Amelia Reid, huh? Let’s break down your Spotify profile, which looks like it was made by someone who got locked in a mall store full of teenage girl magazines. You’ve got more pop than a cornfield in July. Seriously, I half expect to see a "Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up" sticker on your profile, alongside your cringeworthy obsession for all things that rhyme with “-pop.” Canadian Contemporary R&B? Wow, what a specific niche! Did you just Google "genres you've probably never heard of" and hit control + copy? Your top artists read like a who's-who of musical treadmill fodder. Ariana Grande? Great choice if your main form of cardio is highlighting your not-so-unique taste in anthems about heartbreak and caffeine. And The Weeknd? You must really love hearing about all those synthetic feelings. Michael Jackson too? Come on, we know you’re just playing that to sound cultured while you secretly belt out “Nonsense” in the shower. Newsflash: that “Glee Cast” charting on your list is enough to have any respectable music lover facepalming harder than anyone did during season 3. Let’s get real for a second: you’re curating a playlist that screams “first draft of a basic Instagram caption.” “Main Character Energy” by Charlie Curtis-Beard? Sounds like a self-help podcast for people who really need a hug but ended up with a streaming service subscription instead. Speaking of “Viral Pop,” I bet it took all of thirty seconds after hitting shuffle for you to realize your taste is just as trendy as a fidget spinner. Don’t worry, Amelia — there’s always time to sage your music library and hope the ghosts of actual good music start haunting your playlists!

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