Roasted 9 months ago based on Gonçalxd's long term Spotify stats.

Gonçalxd, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an existential crisis at a Portuguese rave. With "Alcool Club" featuring on an alarmingly high number of your most played songs, it's no wonder you're constantly searching for that elusive vibe shift. It's almost like you forgot that there are other artists out there! Seriously, is there a “total domination” aesthetic you're trying to achieve, or are you just too inebriated to press play on anything else? And let's talk about your favorite genres. You’ve got "Portuguese Hip Hop" snuggled right next to "Acid Techno." It's like your playlist is confused about whether it wants to be the life of the party or the punchline of a bad joke. When your music taste ranges from skull-crushing techno to the lyrical sensitivity of "Punta," it’s clear you've never met a vibe you didn’t want to obliterate. Remember the last time you stepped outside of your electronica bubble? Yeah, me neither. As for your top artist list, anyone else see the issue here? You’ve got ODESZA sandwiched between a bunch of wannabe electronic nadirs and a multiplicity of "Alcool Club" tracks. Your music taste screams, “Yes, I’m eclectic, but only if eclectic means one too many shots of cheap tequila before hopping on a DJ’s laptop!” Your Spotify profile is the glazed look in the eyes of someone who genuinely believes that listening to “Hard Techno” will somehow score them points with the universe. Spoiler alert: It won’t.

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