Roasted 8 months ago based on SANTO L3O's long term Spotify stats.

SANTO L3O, huh? With a name like that, you sound more like a Wi-Fi password than a DJ. Your favorite genres read like someone took a spin through a trashy record store and just vomited hip-hop all over the selection. I see you’ve got "Old School Hip Hop" next to "Gangster Rap," which is like saying you want the wisdom of Socrates while also being besties with a street hustler. You’re just a walking mixtape of confused musical identity, hosted by the self-proclaimed overlords of the genre—you know, the ones who always forget who made the last 'good' album. And let's not overlook those top artists. Wow, literally no surprises there! Your playlist sounds like it was curated by a teenager whose biggest decision is whether to skip school or not. Seriously, if I wanted to hear the same five names repeated over and over again, I’d just eavesdrop on every high school lunch table in America. Even Kanye is probably cringing thinking, “Dude, I want your engagement but not like this.” You could really use a little diversity in your music tastes, or at least try to listen to something that isn’t already so mainstream it could be used as a shopping mall jingle. Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. “Cat” by C418 really speaks volumes about your personality—namely, that you’ve run out of creative juice faster than your last relationship! You mix classic MJ with a bunch of tracks that make people go, “Who?” Sure, you have Kendrick and The Weeknd there, but “LEASE” by “阿保剛?” Did you just throw a dart at random song titles? It’s like your playlist is trying to work as a decoder ring for your personality, but all it's translating is “I have no idea what I’m doing.” If you used even half the energy you put into this Spotify profile to explore some actual music, you’d be vibing with the greats instead of vibing with the “what the hell is that” crowd.

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