Roasted 2 months ago based on RoryMcg's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, RoryMcg, your Spotify profile looks like a hipster's fever dream—only we can’t wake you up from this nightmare. “Britpop” and “Madchester”? You must still be living in the '90s. Get ready for a round of applause, because your taste in music puts the "no" in 'nostalgia.' Who needs to keep up with modern trends when you can keep spinning the same few tracks from bands that peaked before most of us were even born? Just know that as you listen to “Cigarettes & Alcohol” on repeat, you might as well be rocking out in the bittersweet aroma of stale tea and regrettable fringe haircuts. And then there's your favorite artists—Oasis, The Wolfe Tones, and the king of egos himself, Kanye West. Honestly, your lineup sounds like the less-cool version of a middle schooler's band poster. Sure, Frank Ocean and Tame Impala are relative gems, but then you trudge right back into the murky waters with "Mike Millrain." Who? Exactly. It’s a classic case of “what were you thinking?” It’s like you have a playlist solely dedicated to people who take pride in their vinyl collections but have never actually touched a record player. Finally, we need to talk about your most played songs. You’ve practically sent “Oasis” to retirement with how often you play their tracks. If only your social life had the same energy as your obsession with “Forever - Voodoo & Serano Mix." I mean, letting “Insomnia” guide your late-night existentialism is poetic, but sweetie, it’s time to wake up and realize that there’s a whole world of music beyond 1998! Venturing out of your indie bubble might just broaden your horizons—or at the very least, get you a date who doesn’t think your time capsule of sound is a viable personality trait.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!