Roasted 2 years ago based on Silas's long term Spotify stats.

Silas, looking at your favorite genres is like peering into a 14-year-old's Spotify with too much energy drink and not enough personality. I mean, does your music library only exist to confuse Spotify’s algorithm? You’ve got more subgenres than friends, and let’s be honest, the only thing you rage about is your WiFi going out during the latest TikTok dance challenge. “Chicago Rap”? Sure, more like “Chicago Nap” because that’s the only thing people want to do after listening to your playlist—take a snooze! And your top artists are a real mixed bag, aren’t they? It’s like you threw a dart at the hip-hop section of a clearance bin and this odd collection of up-and-coming names, clowns, and “who even is this?” came up. “TJ_beastboy” and “SoFaygo”? You’d think those were usernames on a Minecraft server. I half-expect “Money Boy” to show up just to ask you for rent since he clearly needs it if your most played songs are anything to go by. Have you really reached a new low with “Dook” by “Lil Droptop Golf Cart”? It sounds like a bad Yelp review of a car wash! Let’s address the elephant in the room: your most played songs are a collection of titles that read like a failed stand-up comedy set. “Lean Beef Patty”? Sounds like something I'd order at a diner that ran out of real food ideas. “Asian Rock”? Is that the new fusion food trend or your desperate attempt at diversity? Newsflash, Silas: your Spotify profile reads more like your diary after a breakup than a curated musical experience. At this point, I’m not sure if you’re into music or if you just really enjoy titles that make people chuckle awkwardly in public places.

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