Roasted 20 days ago based on Haruru's long term Spotify stats.

Haruru, your Spotify profile reads like a fan fiction written by a 12-year-old with an internet connection and a serious case of FOMO. Seriously, K-Pop and Anime in the same sentence? That's like mixing peanut butter with sushi—nobody asked for it, and it probably doesn’t taste great, but here you are, regaling us with the cringe. We get it, you want to maintain a diverse palette of art, but you might want to rethink that ‘Latin Alternative’ entry. Are you just trying to sound cultured, or have you accidentally clicked on the “Randomize My Playlist” button one too many times? Your top artists are a true testament to your unique taste—or should I say, your questionable life choices? I mean, Sabrina Carpenter? Really? It's like you looked for someone less relevant than the average TikTok star and thought, “Yeah, that’s it!” You’ve got an impressive mix of J-Pop, K-Pop, and Anime Rap, but we all know the real star of your playlist is that one song that’ll make your friends scratch their heads with confusion and concern. I can almost hear them whispering, "Did Haruru just play 'Mamma Mia!' as a top song? Did we miss the memo about the revival of incredibly weird taste?" And let's not forget the mix of songs that would send Spotify into an identity crisis. From "Prayer X" to "Amor Explosivo," your playlist looks like it was compiled by someone who's both going through a quarter-life crisis and pre-adolescent angst at the same time. It’s basically a musical representation of your emotional state, and I’m here for it! Just remember, the next time you whip out your speakers at a party, who could blame everyone else for jumping out the window rather than endure another round of 'What Did You Just Play?'

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!