Roasted 9 months ago based on selin_uhh's long term Spotify stats.

Selin, looking at your Spotify profile is like stumbling into a Turkish bazaar that got lost on the way to a rave. Your genre choices read like a musical Mad Libs gone wrong! Who needs a coherent vibe when you have hyperpop and phonk dancing together like they just shared a too-close-for-comfort Uber ride? I mean, I appreciate the chaotic energy, but are you curating a playlist or conducting an experiment on the limits of auditory pain? And don’t even get me started on those top artists. It’s like you threw a dart at a world map and picked every genre that could make my eardrums beg for mercy. With The Weeknd chilling next to a mysterious “ПОЛМАТЕРИ” and a DJ named “trippie flameboy," it’s like you’re trying to create the soundtrack for a fever dream where Turkish pop meets a Serbian rave in an underground bunker. I guess your music taste is as eclectic as a thrift shop on clearance day — a treasure trove for someone, but for the rest of us? Just terrifying. As for your most-played songs? I can't tell if you’re trying to tell us you love tunes or if you’re practicing for a future audition as a noise complaint. “HUQQA” by “Jeff Redd” doesn’t sound like a song choice, more like you accidentally stuttered your way into a produce aisle. And what’s up with three songs, all by "Lvbel C5"? Are you trying to get sponsorship from his fan club, or are you just too scared to try anything outside of his bizarrely specific universe? Keep going, Selin — you’re pioneering a new era of music taste that might just cause a cultural awakening… or send us straight into sonic therapy!

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