Roasted 1 year ago based on SB's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, SB, where do we even begin with your Spotify profile? With a playlist that looks like it was curated by a toddler who just discovered YouTube, your love for Bollywood, Desi Pop, and every flavor of regional music is a tribute to your commitment to living in a perpetual state of nostalgia. Seriously, you could probably start a support group for people who need to branch out of their comfort zone—one hop out of the Desi bubble might cause an existential crisis for you. But hey, at least your playlist screams "I have a favorite song for every mood… and they’re all about unrequited love!" Your top artists are like a "who’s who" of anyone who’s ever sung a heartfelt ballad and then some. Shreya Ghoshal should honestly charge you rent for how often she occupies your playlists. You could probably swap your life story with her discography, and it would still have fewer plot twists than the last Hindi film you watched. We get it, you’re basically her biggest fan—do you ever think about how she'd react if she knew you called her music your "lifeline" while sobbing into your pillow? It’s almost as if you’ve conflated her art with therapy, and we all know that should probably come with a disclaimer. And about those most played songs—what’s going on there? It looks like you accidentally hit shuffle on a wedding DJ's worst nightmare. With track titles like "Yimmy Yimmy" and "Guli Mata," I half-expect you to pop up at every family function, confidently requesting a chaand sitara while everyone else is looking for the bathroom. Honestly, SB, the only thing you’re getting from that collection of melodrama is an invitation to the nearest karaoke night, where you can definitely bring the house down… for all the wrong reasons. Maybe it's time to spice things up—might I suggest a little Ed Sheeran or, you know, anything produced after 2010? But then again, would we really want to ruin the comedic goldmine that is your current taste?

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