Roasted 2 years ago based on xshua's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, SilEighty, your Spotify profile is a recipe for an existential crisis wrapped in a sad indie blanket. You’ve got “Rock” and “Permanent Wave” listed as your favorite genres, which is just a fancy way of saying you can't commit to an identity. It’s like attending a party where you coldly hover between the cool kids and the folks who still think Bowling for Soup is cutting-edge rock. News flash: rock is dead; you’re just keeping its memory alive with a lot of feelings and questionable sweater choices. As for your top artists, that list reads like a hipster bingo card gone horribly wrong. Congrats on discovering Radiohead before they became the sound of every major depressive episode! If you ever need a soundtrack for wallowing alone in your room, just know you can always count on Akira Yamaoka, which is basically the musical equivalent of crying in your car. And let's not even start about your obsession with "water-mall." That sounds like something you'd find at a clearance sale for mood rings and avocado toast. Your most played songs sound like they were curated for a therapy session rather than a real playlist. “Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want” is probably what your friends are begging for whenever you start a listening party. I mean, “we fell in love in October”? Get a grip, it’s not a season, it’s a life stage! So next time you update your profile, try investing in some music that doesn’t require a raincoat and a box of tissues on the side. Just a thought!

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