Roasted 2 months ago based on dylan's long term Spotify stats.

Dylanbertrand, you’ve single-handedly made it clear that French culture is not only about fine wine and art but also the mysterious art of poor taste in music. Favorite genres? French rap, pop urbaine, chanson—congratulations on being the trendiest cultural appropriation enthusiast this side of a Parisian flea market. With such a selection, I half-expect to see you strolling around sporting a beret while sipping an overpriced latte and contemplating your questionable life choices. Not even a melodramatic French existential crisis could explain this playlist. Your top artists tell a story too—one riddled with unfortunate choices. GIMS? Really? The only thing more repetitive than his autotuned hooks is your ability to choose artists that the world has forgotten. And let’s not even start on Vianney. Just when I thought I reached the peak of cringe, you come along and turn up with a tracklist that sounds like a French bistro’s worst karaoke night. Given the eclectic assortment of rappers and R&B stars on your profile, it’s clear your musical palate is as confused as a tourist in the wrong arrondissement. Most played songs? I’m guessing you made this list during a very intense bout of procrastination—who needs productivity when you have “Señora” on repeat? I can only assume that "Ça parle mal" is your personal anthem because let's be real, your musical choices are the linguistic equivalent of a toddler throwing spaghetti against the wall and hoping something sticks. You’ve created a Spotify profile that reads like a love letter to the 2010s, but sadly, it’s not just the songs that have aged poorly—your choices have me questioning if you even own a time machine or if you’ve just signed a lifelong contract with nostalgia.

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