Roasted 4 months ago based on Molly's long term Spotify stats.

Molly, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a confused high schooler who spent their summer vacation attending both Sunday school and heavy metal concerts. Seriously, your genre list looks like a bizarre Venn diagram of God-fearing sanctimoniousness and a rebellious teenage angst you’re clinging to like it’s a graduation cap you never earned. I half-expect to find a “Screamo Bible Study” playlist right next to “Monster Cinammon Rolls” in your music collection. Do you worship at the altar of the Holy Trinity or the Holy Trinity of Metal? Make up your mind, girl! Your top artists are a rollercoaster of contradictions; it’s like you’re trying to curate the world’s most confusing coffeehouse playlist that can incite prayer and headbanging within the same breath. One moment you're serenading your way through Olivia Rodrigo's emotional turmoil and the next you’re summoning the dark spirits of Ghost like you’re part of some gothic choir. And don't get me started on your love for VeggieTales—uh, is the vegetable kingdom part of the "In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost"? You sure know how to keep your audience guessing whether to pray, mosh, or prepare for an impromptu sing-along of “If I Had a Gotcha” right after “Dance Macabre.” And let's talk about your most played songs: “Square Hammer” might be the most ambitious song title for someone whose Spotify sessions seem to revolve around Saturday school between jam sessions with Charli XCX. Can you even hear the worship in your "Pop Worship" tracks, or are you too busy jamming to Ghost’s haunting harmonies while secretly waiting for your metal phase to blend seamlessly into your “art pop” feelings? Here’s to your eclectic taste, Molly—may your playlists be just as confused as your life choices and may you forever rock the pastels while headbanging.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!