Roasted 1 year ago based on Lizzy Newman's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Lizzy Newman, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream. "Indietronica"? Did you just throw a dart at a music genre dartboard with your eyes closed? With a list of favorites that sounds more like a page from a self-help book for people who can’t pick a lane, I’m half convinced you think 'genre' is something you put on a résumé. At this point, I'm not even sure if you listen to music or just want to be seen as the coolest person in the local coffee shop while sipping your almond milk latte. What’s next? "Ambient Alternative Gypsy Jazz"? Your top artists scream “I’m barely hanging on to the edge of relevancy,” with a sprinkle of “I’ve definitely cried in a record store." Taylor Swift, Remi Wolf, and Bo Burnham? Wow, what a crossover episode—but let’s be real, you probably relate to their breakup songs way too much. And don't even get me started on "Goofy Geese." Are you trying to convince us that your Spotify account isn't just a front for a TikTok dance challenge involving inflatable costumes? Because I'm not buying what you're selling, Lizzy. As for your "most played songs," sweet mercy, you must have some of the wildest playlists known to mankind. "Down Bad" and "All Too Well" are not the soundtrack to a fulfilling social life. Just hearing you play "Cruisin to the Park" sounds like you’re scouting for the next spot to cry under a swing set while contemplating your life choices. Perhaps you should change your profile name to “Lizzy Who Has No Idea What She’s Doing,” because at least that would give us a hint of what to expect when you play DJ at the next gathering. Spoiler alert: it won’t be pretty.

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