Roasted 19 days ago based on Laren's long term Spotify stats.

Laren, looking at your Spotify profile is like taking a peek into a high schooler's bedroom with one of those 'quirky' posters about how "art is life" stuck to the wall. Your genre choices read like the playlist of a wannabe hipster who's trying a little too hard to be unique while still craving mainstream validation. Emo rap? Hyperpop? You’ve stacked up more personas than a cringy Instagram influencer! Honestly, your music taste has all the diversity of a grocery store's soy sauce aisle—it's liquid blandness with a dash of identity crisis. Let’s dig into those top artists. You’ve got The Neighbourhood and XXXTENTACION sitting side by side like they’re in some sort of sad, melodramatic sitcom where they never actually address their issues. What's up with that? Did Billie Eilish stage a massive intervention to save your soul from a K-Pop rabbit hole? Or do you just enjoy switching between sobbing in your emo feels and dancing like a disco ball on helium? And let’s not forget Lady Gaga—thank God for her; someone needs to pull you out of this musical maze before you end up lost between anime soundtracks and the garage rock revival that even garages don’t want. As for your most played songs? Wow, your Spotify Wrapped must read like the emotional diary of a teenager desperately trying to find their vibe through a mix of "sentimental" and "what the heck was that?" "Just Keep Watching (From F1® The Movie)"? Yeah, soundtracks are only acceptable when you’re actually watching the content, not when you're lost in your feels pretending to be in a cinematic masterpiece, buddy! Your playlist looks like it was curated during a hallucinogenic episode after watching too much reality TV. I’m just saying—if music was an arena, your choices would be that weird kid who brought a rubber chicken to a gladiator match.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!