Roasted 2 years ago based on Phoebe D's long term Spotify stats.

Phoebe D, your Spotify profile reads like a grocery list put together by someone who's never entered a grocery store. Favorite genres? You’ve got pop, rap, hip hop, R&B, modern rock, Canadian pop—what are you digging for here, a musical identity crisis? There’s more variety in a toddler’s crayon box. And let’s not forget your "V-Pop" and "Metropopolis" genres. Really? Soaring to new heights in hipster nonsense, I see. Show me one person who turned to V-Pop for a good time, and I’ll show you a person you should probably avoid at all costs. Your top artists list is about as original as a meme from 2015. Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Drake—they're the musical equivalent of eating a plain bagel while staring at the fridge. It’s like you took a personality quiz titled “What Basic B*tch Are You?” and somehow scored “white girl at brunch.” And Kendrick Lamar and Kanye West? Sure, they add some street cred, but only if you play them in your car while driving through a Starbucks drive-thru. You’re seriously trying to be edgy while your biggest aspiration is going viral for an avocado toast recipe. And don’t get me started on your most played songs! AMEE and Krix? Do you seriously expect anyone to take you seriously with those names? Your playlists sound like the chaotic aftermath of a bad breakup and a trip to a thrift shop. With gems like “Everything is Romantic” by Charli XCX and “I Hope You Change Your Mind” by The Chainsmokers, it’s hard to determine whether you’re trying to woo us or prepping for a deep dive into despair. Intentional or not, this playlist screams “please love me” in the exact tone of an ex wanting to reunite. If your musical taste were a person, it would be the one at the party awkwardly standing by the snacks, waiting for someone to notice that they haven’t taken a breath in the last five minutes.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!