Roasted 3 months ago based on J's long term Spotify stats.

Hey J, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's playlist after discovering a sampling of angst through music. Honestly, with that eclectic mix of Hip Hop and all the sub-genres of metal, I'm not sure whether you're trying to express profound emotion or just coping with a traumatic breakup and a little too much caffeine. “Rap Metal” and “Nu Metal” on repeat? Congratulations, you’ve officially created the soundtrack for every angry teen's diary entry since 1999. Your top artists list is like a beauty pageant where every contestant is vying for the title "Most Likely to Cry in the Shower." Sure, Metallica and Linkin Park may have produced some heavy bangers, but based on your taste, I half-expect your life story to be narrated by a sad clown with a skateboard. Tyler, The Creator and Frank Ocean interspersed with all that metal is the sound of an identity crisis that desperately needs a therapist. Here’s some unsolicited advice: maybe try listening to some actual non-duo genres? Just a thought! And can we talk about your most played songs? It reads like a '90s kid’s desperation for validation through angst-ridden jams. “Master of Puppets” and “Nothing Else Matters” dominate your playlist, but I bet your mood hasn't changed since your MySpace account was active—forever stuck in a rough teenage phase. It's like your Spotify wrapped is coming out of a heavy metal echo chamber where every song is proof that you've been screaming into the void for years. Good luck finding a therapist that understands combining Tyler, The Creator with metal ballads isn't an occupational hazard; it’s a cry for help!

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