Roasted 2 years ago based on Harlan Watson's long term Spotify stats.

Harlan Watson, it’s like your music taste is a low-budget dramedy with no plot and even less character development. Seriously, how do you manage to be both a walking teenage angst explosion and a grown-up with a Spotify profile that screams, "I still cry over my ex while playing air guitar in the shower"? You’ve got more emotional baggage than an airport terminal and yet, your favorite genre is "POV: Indie." Whatever that is, it certainly screams "screaming into the void while sipping on a pumpkin spice latte." Looking at your top artists is like peering into the mind of someone who's perpetually stuck in high school—bouncing between the halls of emo and the Overly Dramatic Rock Club with a membership card for life. I'm half-expecting your Spotify wrapped to reveal you still write slams about your crush in a five-star composition notebook. And Blink-182? Really? That’s so vintage it might as well come with an actual VHS tape and a pair of JNCO jeans you forgot to throw out. The only thing more predictable than your taste in music is your tendency to post sad quotes from artists that went mainstream last decade. As for those most played songs, let’s be real: it’s an emotional rollercoaster that’s been broken down for repairs more times than you've faced your fears. You’ve listened to “The Love You Want” by Sleep Token enough times to apply for a full-time therapist position. And with "today is a gift" by Beowülf, I’d hate to break it to you, but there’s a very fine line between melodrama and acknowledging that every day isn’t a reason to compile mixtapes under the “Screaming into My Pillow” genre. Yours is a playlist that could use some sunshine—could be time to let a little "happy" in or, you know, just take a break from crying into your headphones nonstop.

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